So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."
Okay thank you! It was stressful for me too! I’m still not 100% about that answer so thank you anon
there need to be more “fuck you” type songs that arent breakup songs because there are plenty of people who deserve the bird that aren’t exes
McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.
James Potter HUFFLEPUFF
Remus Potter RAVENCLAW
Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER
No classes together ever goodbye
Favorite story posts part 1
That last one
My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer
tumblr is currently a place for people not at comic-con to sit and wait for pictures of comic-con to be posted. then cry about how we are not at comic-con.
hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.
Thanks christopher-james-kreider for tagging me for the 6 selfie tag
Idk if you guys have done it or not but I’m going to tag savebytalbot hobbitzucc johnymoore allliwant supercallyfragilistic lundqvisition
shermsalot i did it
I absolutely love this! Thank you! This is awesome!
Oh god no. This is cruel!
I swear I don’t have anything against hank! It just comes down to him every time and it’s not fair to him. I’M SORRY HANK! I SWEAR I DIDN’T WANT TO!
WHY DO YOI HATE HANK SO MUCH. god are you even a real rangers fan.
I DON’T HATE HIM! HE’S THE KING! AND I SWEAR SOMEONE FROM OUR SCHOOL STILL THINKS HE’S MY FATHER!
KILL HANK WHAT. The team doesn’t even function without him!
Maybe this is why you lost followers. Killing hank repeatedly demolishing the rangers team completely.
Like kill DMoore because as much as I love him, he isn’t essential to the team, and if you kill him, he might be able to join his wife in whatever afterlife he believes in
Nooooooo. Kill g. He cause a couple turn overs during the scf that fucked us overrrrrrr. Plus he’s getting close to retirement and dying of old age anyways.
NO. G had a couple of bad turnovers, sure but he’s still a great defenseman. And DMoore is older than G so thats invalid! Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE Dom but you cant kill G or Hank over him
Are you guys seriously discussing my life choices? And thank you captain-callyhan! I HAVE BEEN TELLING HER THAT G IS STILL GOOD FOR A WHILE NOW! Okay I think that after seeing your guys’ points I shall switch Hank out for Domi. I am truly sorry Domi! Forgive me?
Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url
Marry- Derek Kenneth Stepan
Fuck- Gabriel Landeskog
Kill- my crush since he didn’t wish me a happy birthday and probably won’t be in my classes.
Was that a curve ball?
Try a hint at the hardest one for me to answer